Greetings and salutations people, Fat Mike here.



Here is in the UK. We
just played a big festival with Less Than Jake, the Real McKenzies,
Strung Out, Randy, Bouncing Souls, and everyone's favorite Metallica.
Yeah, we we're all minding our own business playing in the punk tent at
the Donnington festival, when Metallica show up unannounced. They set
up before Strung Out and play for an hour and a half. All the other
bands got a half hour, but now everyone’s set got cut to 20-25 minutes.
I don't know...Metallica have a few good old songs, but why couldn't
they go to the main stage and fuck up Zwan's or Audioslave’s set? Why
do they gotta come to the punk stage and bum us out? Well not everyone
was bummed out, but I was. No one was allowed on stage and all the
stinking metalheads with their mullets and moustaches barged into our
scene. I guess I'm just a whiner. Yes I definitely bitching about
nothing. I got to write about something I guess. Oh the cool thing was
that it started pouring rain on Billy Corrigan's sucky new band Zwan. I
think he started to cry. I might be a whiner, but at least I'm not a
sniveler like stupid Billy Corigan. Man I think this might be the worst
thing I ever wrote. I suck.



Fat Mike